First let me get something straight…I don't actually hate Twitter, it's been a good friend to me, it's made me laugh, cry, make money, learn, the list goes on. But what really annoys me and spoils my user experience is freaking' spammers and people that use it solely to pitch their business opportunity.
What planet are these people on! There is one shining light that these same people will not remain in business long, these myopic individuals totally fail to understand the Twitter concept, it is not a free version of Pay Per Click, it's a social media platform, that's right SOCIAL media. You can reach out and connect with like minded people, socialise, create friendships, sure you can also show people what you do to generate an income, but at least introduce yourself first….
Can you imagine walking into a bar, going straight up to a complete stranger handing them your business card and then turn away to leave saying "call me"! This is effectively what happens on Twitter when it is abused, all I can think is they are using the premise that throw enough mud and eventually some of it will stick…well I've got some bad news for these marketing retards you're on a fast track to failure.
So if you are one of those reading this, this is a message from a new company I incorporated, TwitterAttorneys…."cease and frigging desist", your tweets will not be read and you are clogging up cyberspace with your inane sales pitches….go to your local pharmacy and order a bottle of "Attraction Marketing" take two spoonfuls a day with food and you will be cured before you know it.
Tuesday, 2 February 2010
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